My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Randomize
