I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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