I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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