Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Randomize
