I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
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Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
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Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I can feel your judgement through the phone
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
God I need to hump something, right now.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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