We're facebook friends in real life
I wish you could order shots online.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
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The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
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You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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