This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
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nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
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Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
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