Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
