Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
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new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
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It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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