two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
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can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
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and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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