but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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