That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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