38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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