tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
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It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
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Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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