just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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