You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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