ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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