He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
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Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
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It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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