that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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