You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I need to wash the frat house off of me
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