he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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