she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
there is puke in my bra ... again
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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