By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
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I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
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It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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