8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
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Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
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...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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