I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
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Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
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He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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