You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
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She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
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I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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