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No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens

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(505): No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens http://tfl.nu/a8dq

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He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"

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(212): He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances," http://tfl.nu/u663

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i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".

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(404): i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ". http://tfl.nu/tf5y

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(440): View more from Ohio

mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.

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(440): mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again. http://tfl.nu/qawl

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One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.

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By 8 I mean 9.

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And by 9 I mean 10.

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(503): One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party. (503): By 8 I mean 9. (503): And by 9 I mean 10. http://tfl.nu/vux8

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He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating

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(603): He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating http://tfl.nu/fvws

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Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot

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(+44): Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot http://tfl.nu/c6sc

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You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.

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(316): You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath. http://tfl.nu/tem9

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It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.

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(519): It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina. http://tfl.nu/mbje

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I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises

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(336): I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises http://tfl.nu/6oog

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I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.

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(678): I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor. http://tfl.nu/habo

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Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.

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(406): Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out. http://tfl.nu/4zrh

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Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.

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(603): Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by. http://tfl.nu/jwsa

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I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.

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It's like 10 times better than an Oscar

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(256): I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award. (256): It's like 10 times better than an Oscar http://tfl.nu/pcc6

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Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero

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(425): Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero http://tfl.nu/rxr0

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