Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(912): View more from Georgia

He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.

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(520): View more from Arizona

The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.

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(817): View more from Texas

Dude. Creed is coming in september.

(1-817): View more from Texas

We're no longer friends.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.

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(812): View more from Indiana

They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.

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