just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
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I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
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Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!