ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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