whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
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I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
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Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize