why didn't you poke me back
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
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Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
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I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
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