We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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