Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
You took a bar mat shot.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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