this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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