I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
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the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
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Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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