scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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