I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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