im having a threesome with these popsicles
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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