bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
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I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
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I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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