Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
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i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
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You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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