i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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