on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
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And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
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I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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