I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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