Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
