i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
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