If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
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I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
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Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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