i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.