so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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