I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
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its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
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Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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