It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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