: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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