I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
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You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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