return my video game
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
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sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
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He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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