It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Can't talk, ducks in the car
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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