Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
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where are you?
Hypothermia
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
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He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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